Rocket to Uranus
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
the youngest person in the world just got born
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children